Seinfeld (at a thirty feet minimum)
My parents' favorite show is Seinfeld. When I was younger, they'd watch it after my sisters and I went to bed because it was too inappropriate for children. I would be in my bed down the hall, listening to my parents laugh and laugh (especially my dad) and wonder what I was missing that was so funny! Sometimes, if I couldn't sleep, I would walk out to the living in my little nightgown, bleary-eyed and try to speak to my parents over the sounds of Jerry Seinfeld's beginning or ending monologue. Most often though, I would fall asleep to the distant sounds of Seinfeld and joy! Then, when I was an older teenager, my parents felt better about watching it with me, and I would enjoy it alright. Pretty soon, I realized that it wasn't exactly my sense of humor, but I LOVE how much my parents love it. So, when they would watch it, I would leave the room to do something else, but I still heard my parents laughter echoing from the other room and Jerry Seinfeld's voice sarc...